Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

Turtle back

A waffle fry (specifically from Chick fil A) with the skin left on.

Hey Christen, are you gonna eat your turtle back fries?

Unpopular opinion: Turtle back fries at Chick-fil-A are the best fries ever.
I hate it when Chick fil A gives me those turtle back fries.

Turtle back fries are a vehicle for sauce.

by Brookola February 9, 2021

the turtle and the hare

A sex position in which one partner tries cum exceptionally quickly, but takes a break until the other partner cums first.

Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.

by Hero of Ideals January 8, 2015

Gut Turtle

Gut turtle a moniker for gt . The only honorable name this can be stowed upon is a Mitsubishi 3000 GT.
When you drive a Gut Turtle you are driving one of the baddest af cars ever made. When chicks see this car their panties melt and their ready to ride.

Damn did you see that dude in that Gut Turtle. It was fast af...

by 3 Diamond GT February 11, 2023

Turtle toes

Someone who has gross looking feet.

"Jason has some nasty feet!"
"Yuck, I know"
"He's got turtle toes!!!"

by Embaabe September 24, 2015

Turtle Dove

When a person catches some else’s fart and throws in that persons face.

Listen here if you fart I’m going to throw you a turtle dove!

by Batdaddy903 December 18, 2021

bumping turtles

When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.

Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.

by Snow Crash May 16, 2014