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aliyah and joseph

the perfect couple. they love eachother a lot. theyre forever meant to be.
"no way, they look so cute together!"
"yeah, i know. they must be aliyah and joseph."
by wakeupbreakup May 4, 2023
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Joseph Wilbert

A god among many, better known as “Joseph Josh Morgan Mike Morgan Steel Toes Dane Mulrooney Peter Jesse J Rock Swanson Lied To The Guy In The Chair Thats The away She Goes Wilbert,” but commonly referred to as, “Jojo.”
Guy 1:Hey, what’s that you’re reading about?

Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.
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Joseph

he would dog the boys, he even would go to the point of saying do you wanna go... outside?!
joe: you would dog the boys
you: no u
joe: you wanna go?
you: where joseph?
joe: outside
by oof spahgetti December 7, 2018
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Joseph McCullagh

When a boy named Joseph is being fried af and has became the the biggest simp in the world. Also known as Simpy J. A big fan of heinz
Beans hasnt replied guess ive got to ‘Joseph McCullaghright now
by FriedRUs January 12, 2023
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National Joseph Day

You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.

This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.

Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?

Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!

5 minutes later...

Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?

Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
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Joseph Foss

joseph foss smashed me in my ass aggressively
by youngboy the best June 20, 2022
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