Codeword Turtle

When you tell your boyfriend you want sex without actually saying sex around other people you may or may not know.

Frankii: Codeword Turtle!
Jonno: Ok lets go you sexy thang!
Old Lady: Ohhhh Turtles are nice, I wonder why they're talking about them.

by Frankenpube November 15, 2009

Turtle Dove

When a person catches some else’s fart and throws in that persons face.

Listen here if you fart I’m going to throw you a turtle dove!

by Batdaddy903 December 18, 2021

hidden turtle

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.

It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 10, 2016

Turtle toes

Someone who has gross looking feet.

"Jason has some nasty feet!"
"Yuck, I know"
"He's got turtle toes!!!"

by Embaabe September 24, 2015

Gut Turtle

Gut turtle a moniker for gt . The only honorable name this can be stowed upon is a Mitsubishi 3000 GT.
When you drive a Gut Turtle you are driving one of the baddest af cars ever made. When chicks see this car their panties melt and their ready to ride.

Damn did you see that dude in that Gut Turtle. It was fast af...

by 3 Diamond GT February 11, 2023

turtle tailin

Like prarie doggin, it is when a turd is peeking out of your bunghole, like a turtle's tail coming out of its shell.

"Dude, I need a bathroom."

"Why?"

"Because I'm already turtle tailin it."

by JonnyCakes August 19, 2007

Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

by Zachaotic June 13, 2011