hot carl

Simply a man named Carl who happens to be hot.

Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.

by jm2022 June 22, 2022

Carl

He doesn't kill people. That is his least favorite thing to do.

Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: His what?
Paul: His hands. Why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I ... I kinda've cooked them up and ate them.
Paul: ... Caaarl.

by SaveTheStrigops June 24, 2022

Carl

They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve

Brah, that snow is straight Carl

by Carl from San Diego February 19, 2022

Carl-Emil

Usually a very smol dick around 3 cm but he is still a lady magnet and fucks your mom

guy 1: Who is that guy with that smol dick?
guy 2: He must be an Carl-Emil

by Giant penis guy February 28, 2022

Perstine Carl

The definition of a Perstine Carl is when your partner deficates and paints your body from too to bottom.

Hey babe was wondering if I could get into Perstine Carl today

by The legendary phrase maker February 13, 2026