Shaft Wizard

Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them

Well what’s a shaft wizard?

A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.

Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!

Your a shaft wizard Mary!

by Imlebrongoat234 January 25, 2025

Wizard Day

February 10th. A holistic holiday that celebrates wizards and wizard lovers alike. Common celebrations include brewing potions with the lads, treating familiars to a nice supper, and putting on the finest robes and caps.

It's February 10th; Happy Wizard Day, my friend!

by crypto creature February 10, 2025

I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

Special Wizard

A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)

They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft

Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms

Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard

by WikiPediaUrbanDictionaryGrinde February 20, 2025

Wizard Fafnir

A disappointment.

Where's Free? Why do you have Wizard Fafnir?
hes gone, me nerd with big glasses oingo boingo brothers hur hur
(speech of a disappointment, but not the oingo boingo brothers)

by Diaboro February 25, 2025

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Wizarding

Wizarding is when you grab a bottle of flammable liquids, spray a girls pubes, light them on fire then put it out with your piss while saying "Abra Cadabra, Piss be the, By goes the flames, Here with me."

Alex asked Rebecca if they could try wizarding

by Ancient God July 24, 2024