windous

Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windous only programs.

Oh no, I had to install windous."

by Gaboantsa December 30, 2012

Windows 7

the best os ever

#Windows 7 #Windows #Microsoft #OS

by Daniel7689 November 22, 2016

Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

by Paul June 22, 2004

Windows 7

The best OS. Windows 7 is so much better than windows 10. windows 7 has no spyware, no built-in advertisement, no annoying forced update, no several restart to install update that will damage your computer a lot and more spyware added. All of those are on windows 10 but not windows 7.

Microsoft: we will stop giving Windows 7 support after January 14, 2020.
Me: I don't care. What is my anti virus for? I don't give a sh*t to Windows 10. Complete garbage.

Mom: look I bought you a new mac book pro!
Me: *format everything and installing windows 7.

by idkwhatshouldbemyusername November 3, 2019

Windows 10

To keep asking again and again until the person says yes.

Mike: Will you go out with me, please?
Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.

by Nik1000 May 25, 2016

Windows tax

The cost of having to pay for a unneeded Windows license, is often referrer to as Windows tax, primarily in the open source community. However by the Windows OEM EULA, you can get your Windows license refunded, if you can't/don't accept the EULA terms.

Lenovo hanged up on me when I tried to get a Windows tax refund.

by Asbjørn Sloth Tønnesen May 30, 2008

Windows 11

Microsoft's 4th attempt at shooting themselves in the foot, first with ME, then with Vista, then with 8, and now 11.

Some of the new and innovative advancements of this OS include:
1. Quitting support for almost half of your fucking users (and withholding updates, even security ones from users who already use windows 11 with those CPUs)
2. Changes the location of the taskbar buttons to the middle (Who asked for that?)
3. Require you to sign up with a Micro$hit account to complete setup if you are on the Home SKU.
4. Make it harder to change your default browser from Edge.

Just do not buy that pile of crap. Stick with Windows 10, it's better.

Goddamnit, my PC can't upgrade to Windows 11 because my CPU is more than 2 years old. FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!

by bruhinator 2000 August 30, 2021