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wanker

In a literal sense, a person who masturbates, but in a more commonly used way in the United Kingdom, an idiotic person who you hate. If you call someone a wanker, you are most likely referring to the more informal use of the word and calling them a wanker, but the irony of this insult is that it's probably true in a literal way (for about 95% of people), but you hardly ever mean it that way.
Literal: That wanker won't stop wanking!
Informal: Shut up you wanker!
by Cornish surfer boy June 7, 2021
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Wankered

When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered
Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"

Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"
by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020
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Jay Wanker

A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.
"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"
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Wanker

A person that copies whats is percieved to be the most popular paradigm at that time in the media and thinks thats normal,perhaps to feel proud or because its a robot that doesnt think of alternatives in different contexts,in history,in different countries e.g school is for education and learning to behave; but youre not taught how to behave in different contexts and the explanations why.you just sit there till the teacher asks a question. Youre not paid for over 7 hours of your life taken away. The wanker thinks thats a good thing.
Hitting anyone thats done something to deserve it:especially hitting a female,child- but in another country ,in another time where its culturaly acceptable and common, the same wanker would copy that too.
Drowning a witch: the wanker would be against the witch hundreds of years ago but now it would say the idea of a witch is ridiculous; it heard it in the media,its 'woke'. A non-wank would ask themselves why the witch didnt just zap them with its wand,change its appearance with a glamour spell and fly away on its broom.
Religious rules: the wank copies the one in its country but doesnt think why theres other religions and why people in *that* country, copy *that* religion/ mode of behaviour/social construct paradigm.
It was not a law,so thats alright. now its against the law,now its bad e.g drinking alcohol in public: im swigging from a can of brew when im fishing down the canal ,even if i dont catch,i like being in the landscape...and the passer-by says 'do you often drink in public'. I didnt answer.He was wearing chinos,short sleeve shirt and shoes; inverted snob type cunt like uk tv presenters on gardening programmes with over-posh english accent,overlaying its real local accent.it thinks its posh or whatever but hes the one gaslighting-trolling,irking,disturbing the peace,'starting it' Bet it has a bevy down the pub or horse races and doesnt say same to people in country parks picnicing with a bevy ,especialy if they wear the same mode of dress.
Wanker.
by Autisticspectrum,secondtypesch December 21, 2021
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Wanker

He’s such a wanker
by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018
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Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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Wanker

"Why does he do that?"
"Because he's a weak, lonely wanker"
by tbrizzledizzle March 20, 2019
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