Vanilla Taco people are those who don’t participate in conspiracies or the general suspicion of governmental affairs. They have no spicy takes, and as such, are vanilla tacos.
“Oh man, did you hear about the Epstein files? What a coverup, am I right?”
“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”
“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”
“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”
“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”
by arthurcallaghan July 27, 2025

A.k.A “Jacuzzi” beautiful man of culture. Usually Brazilian, a real g not afraid to call out lies.
Generally great at sports especially soccer.
Always assisting.
Generally great at sports especially soccer.
Always assisting.
by ‘Cuzzi January 31, 2020

When you diarrhea in your toilet and proceed to jerk your cock until you cum onto the excreted shit. Furthermore you then flush the toilet to create a glorious semen poo mixed bowl.
by jamima.mailbox November 24, 2022

1. I just want to know what life was like before the Vanilla War.
2. The Vanilla War broke out again.
2. The Vanilla War broke out again.
by You're Not Kablamo September 21, 2010

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

safe word, typically used when one is feeling unsafe
satirically used among friends towards ugly people or ones with unusual traits
satirically used among friends towards ugly people or ones with unusual traits
omg that fat guy is so vanilla!
Stephen Hawking clone got me sayin, "vanilla, vanilla!"
Fuuu better run that mf is so vanilla.
Stephen Hawking clone got me sayin, "vanilla, vanilla!"
Fuuu better run that mf is so vanilla.
by vanilla lord June 9, 2023

Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.
by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010
