fourth-dimensional vampire

A fourth-dimensional vampire is someone who lives in a different timeline and only seeks to further their agenda, often times only appearing to vibe check unsuspecting people engaged in a different activity.
Derek:"Dam I can't believe Steven just dropped by to laugh at me playing cards at the local casino."
Josh: "Doesn't that dude have gremlins now? I haven't seen him since we graduated highschool 10 years back."
Derek:" Yea he hasn't changed much, he really is a fourth-dimensional vampire."
by Capuchin for Hire June 21, 2021
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david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me
marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
by kenny 🤞 November 05, 2021
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Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out when she’s on her period
Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth
by Nealspunchingbag May 11, 2019
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Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking
Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore
by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022
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Vampire Hunters 3

The third edition of the Vampire Hunters series, This game is a fever dream where you fight vampires with guns and mystical powers called "lumina", although the vampire also has an ability, This game first started when vlad rejected his humanity and stabbed david's heart. Then hunter learned the art of lumina from Hazida and killed Vlad. This game is mid. PLAY GLITCH INSTEAD!
Vampire Hunters 3 is dogwater
by Yoshistylestime2 March 31, 2024
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Vampire Bottom

A kinky term referring to a submissive person who provides little or no expression or movement in response to the stimulations of a dominant person, often by laying silent and motionless during play (like a vampire).
I've met my share of vampire bottoms. Once, I tried flogging, tying, clamping, and even fucking a guy for hours, and I maybe got a single whimper and a twitch the whole time we played.
by The I Like Trains MAN January 16, 2024
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Solid Vampire

The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.
My sex life used to bite until I discovered the solid vampire.
by da real pair June 20, 2020
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