The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.
by da real pair June 19, 2020
Get the Solid Vampiremug. A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
by Vampire Son's Friend February 01, 2022
Get the Vampire Dadmug. by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
Get the Vampire Herpesmug. Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.
by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023
Get the epiphany vampiremug. When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.
by thehappytwo March 12, 2025
Get the Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokeholdmug. "Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
by S*I** February 22, 2019
Get the australian vampiremug. To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.
by King albert III February 27, 2023
Get the To vampiremug.