Belmont University 

A liberal hippie school in Nashville, TN conveniently disguised as a fundamentalist Christian institution.

The school is overall a blast. Academics are easy, easy, easy. Profs are great. Fundamentalist Christians make up less than 10% of the student body. Most of the students are either Taylor Swift-wannabes or HUGE liberals even though homosexuality is against school rules.

Belmont University: a school of contradiction.

Belmont University by LoveBelmont December 30, 2009

University of Chicago 

An elite private university where the work is hard and the name recognition sucks, but the monetary payoff (for some majors, at least) is ridiculously awesome.

"So where did you go to school?"
"The University of Chicago."
"Sweet, me too! What fast food restaurant are you working at?"
"No, no, not the University of Illinois at Chicago. The University of Chicago. I got a degree in Economics there and now I'm making 120k a year on Wall Street."
"Oh. Would you like fries with that?"

University of Chicago by Corbin James M. July 2, 2006

Indiana University 

Indiana University is where students inexplicably acquire the psychotic condition of 'delusion of grandeur' soon after enrollment. In addition, sports fans of the school acquire this condition even without ever stepping foot on the campus. What is most disturbing is that this condition is somehow spread to children of the afflicted at an early age. All aspects of life are consumed by this delusion. E.g. the sports teams are considered much better than reality; the school academics are considered much higher rated than reality; and the social atmosphere is considered of a higher reputation than reality. However, the reality is that underachievement is the norm.

This mental condition should elicit feelings of sympathy and compassion. Unfortunately, those afflicted are more often the recipients of ridicule and taunts by everyone around them. As a result, those afflicted tend to form exclusive groups of others with the same disease. This results in irrational reinforcement of their delusional opinions of themselves and the reality outside of their enclaves.

Indiana University's basketball team is 17-8. We are on our way to a national championship baby!

Indiana University's school of psychology ranks in the top 10 of the nation! (as measured by a survey of coeds who participated in a group 'experience your body' session with the professor for extra credit)

My Indiana University girlfriend is ranked #1 in her class. Just ask all her classmates who have spent all night study sessions with her this semester.

Indiana University by Roberto Loco December 9, 2008

Johnson And Wales University 

An ill party school in Providence Rhode Island most of the population at JW is rich kids usually from the new england area or long island. JW also has some of the hottest girls u will see in the north east
it also has a good business program and hospitality program lol

Yo lets go into providence and see what parties are going on at Johnson and wales university and get fucking trashed and laid

Johnson And Wales University by JGMK December 3, 2006

University Place 

A quaint town in the outskirts of Tacoma, Washington. It is characterised as having nice new sidewalks, beaches, an apple orchard, and an egg.
University Place is home to the Curtis Vikings

Lets Head over to University Place and grab a bite at Green Firs.

University Place by LNROSE December 23, 2008

University of North Carolina 

The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill opened in 1795 as our nation’s first state university. Today, UNC maintains some of the top educational and athletic programs in America.

What is it that binds us to this place as to no other? It is not the well or the bell or the stone walls or the crisp October nights or the memory of dogwoods blooming here on the crest of New Hope Chapel Hill . . . our love for this place is based on the fact that it
is as it was meant to be . . . the university of the people.“
Charles Kuralt
UNC 1959

University of North Carolina by Rams Club March 7, 2005

murdoch university 

Murdoch University is situated in the suburb of Murdoch in Perth, Western Australia. Stereotypically full of hippies, hence its reputation as a day care centre for middle-class stoners.
Better than any other university in Perth

(on graduating) hey i've got a BA from murdoch university... but at least i didn't go to UWA

murdoch university by bertnewton January 11, 2009