two cent

Double penny or double penetration. Two penises in a vagina and anus, or two penises in one anus.

Clinique liked the double penny so much they call her two cent.

by DPKing March 4, 2009

Two-a-day

When you have sex with two different people in the same 24 hour period, preferably one in the morning and one at night. Threesomes don't count.

I had the best two-a-day yesterday; I did Jenn at 2:00pm and Brittany at 2:00am.

by tylerton99 May 21, 2010

Take Two

The second packing of any marijuana smoking device. Generally, resulting is a change of passing direction, either from clockwise to counterclockwise, or counterclockwise to clockwise.

Also, Take Three, Take Four, etc. can be used to define subsequent packings, all of which result in a passing direction change.

"Man, this bowl is cashed..."
"Take Two!!"
"Tuesdays!"

...3 minutes later....

"Man, this bowl is cashed... man"
"Take Three!!... man"
"Let's go get food from Krystal's, man!"

by BothTyrants July 30, 2007

two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "...That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."

by Chris July 22, 2006

two

"one" (for "one love") your music.
"two", (for "two loves") one is your music, the other one is your girlfriend, your boyfriend.

Used as greet, good bye

for example:

Ayo dawg, I hav' 2 go, cya, peaze!
One!
Two!

by Phaya, lil ill December 14, 2003

Two G's

A gay person.

Public Service Annuoncement: Faggish has Two G's.

by QuarQuar October 30, 2011

Two-Bit

crack fiend reply meaning "i give 2 flying fucks about what you are saying right now.

jim-"what time is it"
bill-" ah, two bit"

by squid February 3, 2003