the better twin

Is lina not matter what vee and Anastasia say
Wow lina really is the better twin
by Bts07 September 25, 2020
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Pod Twins

Two people (usually, teenagers on the bus or subway) plugged in to a single iPod, both using one half of the same pair of headphones simultaneously.
Speaker #1: "Will you look at those two idiots! You'd think they couldn't live without music!"

Speaker #2: "Hush! Careful. It ain't because they're Pod Twins that they can't hear you, you know!"
by CJ Silky August 08, 2010
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Twin Spinner

To describe someone who is not all there and is just struggling to breath and talk at the same time
Did you talk to that guy on the gate as we came in? He was a full blown Twin Spinner
by kostanza April 03, 2022
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Twin Powdered

To be utterly devastated twice in quick succession, leaving nothing but ruin. Much like the shambles of democracy left as a result of the event giving rise to this term.
"Oh man, did you see Ray? He just tried to get with those two hotties over there and got totally twin powdered."

"To top off my weekend, after getting my application to college rejected, my Mom found my porn files"
"Brraaaaaaaaoooooooooooowwwwwnnnnnmmm BOOOOOM"
"What the hell was that?"
"The sound of you getting twin powdered, haha!"
by Blowy the support beams April 04, 2008
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Twin-headed dragon

Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥
Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....
by Jawn stawkton September 13, 2020
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twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.
Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.
by moose5000 April 27, 2012
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"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 20, 2021
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