Chris McLean

The host of Total Drama, from the first season "Total Drama Island" to the second part of the fifth season "Total Drama Pahkitew Island", and maybe possibly even the revival seasons, he is a arrogant jerk who loves messing around with the contestants (or cuntestants if you wanna call them that).

Chris McLean: Alright campers, today's challenge is to staple my cock to my balls, whoever wins, WILL get to watch me SUCK CHEF, on TOTAL, DRAMA, AFTER HOURS!

by Staple my cock to my balls March 29, 2021

Chris Brown

(verb) To beat, cause harm, or hospitalize.

I Chris Brown baby seals

by holepuncher06 March 24, 2009

Chris Brown

To physically abuse, harm, or damage the face of a female, most commonly Rhianna. Immediatly after, one must "run it" into hiding.

Girl: I ate the last slice of pizza

Guy: Bitch I will Chris Brown you!

Girl: Oh no! not my face

by Shanon Brown February 23, 2009

Chris Brown

To repeatedly deliver a pride-obliterating bitch slap. Preferably to a woman; Even if she has done nothing wrong.

Did you see the Mike Tyson fight a few years ago? He totally went Chris Brown on that guy's ass!

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by xjack0lantrnx March 13, 2011

Chris Brown

A man that will be somebody's baby daddy some day

Hey, you wanna Keauhna's kid Chris Brown?" "Hell yess!

by aanonamussss August 13, 2011

Chris Brown

(Verb) 1. The act of beating ones girlfriend or wife.

That bitch was tramping around, so when she came home I totally Chris Browned her ass

by Nixon420 February 22, 2009

chris tucker

He was Smokey on the first 'Friday' movie!

And you know this...maaaaan!!! - Chris Tucker aka Smokey

by BooBooHead April 16, 2006