Finger Phobia

A fear of breaking or cracking your fingers.

Chris told his friends he had finger phobia. Alas, they proceeded to break all his fingers. Children are cruel.

by vincentvanheisenberg May 11, 2016

finger fairy

When you are drifting in a nice sleep with your partner and get a nice tickle in the night

After a long day on mammoth slopes to get plowed by the finger fairy to a nice happy ending

by Vesperalpig September 24, 2016

Prune Fingers

self explanatory

it looks like my vagina sucked the life out of your fingers. you have prune fingers!

by Mikity Jonity September 13, 2011

Finger-spaz

A random spaz in your finger, while you are on your computer. This is what you get when you play too many computer games.

Sorry, I had a finger-spaz!

by Nidajazz April 28, 2011

captain fingers

a man who does not kiss but just fingers.

"hey captain fingers"

by Xx_soulhunter_xX July 23, 2023

stoners finger

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh

"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."

by hnk14 April 25, 2010

finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

by Idahospud July 4, 2014