Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.
Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.
by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025
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butt fuckin bullshit

When billy is sick and tired of customers and coworkers bullshit
Billy he's about sick of everyone's butt fuckin bullshit
by BillmfvNilli August 26, 2022
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Bullshit

The girl who starts changing the rules she made as she went when she finds out they never worked in the first place.
The girl is bullshit.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2020
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Bullshit

You've never seen so much of it before.
"Thomas has never seen so much bullshit before."
by Bullshitman05505 September 14, 2019
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Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.
John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!
by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022
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Bullshit

When a curtain Game Development Team removes 188 cars from the game to increase the amount of people paying there Monthly Paid subscription
"Yo Instert Development Team Name here just removed 188 cars from the game" - Guy 1 "That's some Major Bullshit Dude" -Guy 2
by J. Brooks March 8, 2024
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Documenting Bullshit

The hedonist act of documenting utterly mundane and/or meaningless activities such as taking pictures of food to post in social media for other hedonist to enjoy/emulate/envy and/or to try to overdo in their pursuit of instant gratification. Documenting bullshit often leads to an endless trail of stupid shit and it is the main driving force behind recent social phenomena like Instagram influencers, celebrity-cultist, youtubers, reality tv, tweeter, excessive dumb-risky behavior etc. The USA is the capital of hedonist bullshit documenters.
1. Hey bro, Logan Paul just came out with a new YouTube video where he is screaming at random people. The video is 10 minutes long and serves no other purpose but to document the stupid bullshit.

3. TLC's new show... "midgets with long arms" is a great example of people documenting bullshit
4. The real housewives of scripted bullshit and the bachelorette's community pussy props are great examples of television documenting bullshit
5. You posting a picture of your new shoes is you engaging in documenting bullshit
6. Trump tweeting about toilets and how windmills cause cancer are examples of how tweeter is a leading player in the field of documenting bullshit
by Mr. Poopsalot March 14, 2021
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