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Porcelain Pool Party

A sexual act in which the male party has sex with his partner doggy style whilst he/she is puking into the toilet after a hard night of drinking.
My wife’s sister was sick from drinking all those Irish car bombs at my niece’s bahmitzvah so I decided to throw her a porcelain pool party.
by Rhett LaForte March 1, 2024
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Kitty Pooled

When you turn her kitty into a pool (aka crazy creampie cumshot).
Guy1: yooo do you know beth gaul?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!
by anonymous1314799 February 7, 2024
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Slumber pool

A late-night Uber Pool packed full of passed-out passengers.

Urban mythology has long recounted tales of supposed hookups enjoyed by friends of friends in the backseat of Honda Insights heading from the cluburbs to the suburbs in the early morning hours, though in reality these vehicles are filled only with the smell of tequila and sound of snoring.
1: “You drank 12 Monacos last night before you disappeared - how did you even get home?”
2. “Called a Slumber Pool and asked the driver to marry me when we got back Uptown.”
by daltonjfk October 30, 2019
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Lilly pool

The creepiest person I have ever met. The end
Lilly pools are supper cool during Halloween
by Hdhdhhdhdhdvdcjsveksb June 11, 2014
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Tuna Pool

A large congregation of women in one setting; opposite of a sausage fest
#1: Hey, is that party going to be a sausage fest?
#2: Nah, it's a sorority party. Guaranteed Tuna Pool.
by @TheReptile April 26, 2016
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pool crawl

A Pool Crawl works like a pub crawl. The events are put together by hosts and tickets grant you access to different pools and bars with no covers, great drink specials, possibly a free drink at each venue, drinking games, private party hosts and guided walking tour between venues, or sometime shuttle service. This is usually a ticket or wristband purchase event.
Hey lets check out this hip new pool crawl in Marbella! I hear the party at the last venue is epic!
by poolcrawldefiner November 1, 2019
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Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.
Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.
by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010
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