Mickey Mouse

adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.

That was a Mickey Mouse win because the other team's best player was injured.

by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021

smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.

Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.

by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020

Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.

Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

flush the mouse

screwing something up, originated on The Tony Kornheiser Show podcast by ESPN luminary Tony Kornheiser.

Boy Jim, your report was terrible. Next time you better not flush the mouse or we may have to let you go.

by mennosimons March 21, 2024

Mouse slippage

The reckless or inadvertant use of a computer mouse, often resulting in a digital error.

Often used as a last ditch attempt to externalise blame for a Reverse Earl

I swear I didn't get a Reverse Earl in the Parliamentary NRL Tipping Comp, it was mouse slippage.

by Uncy Bizz May 4, 2025

Mouse Merchant

A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.

Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!

by Gussington February 28, 2022

meesh mouse

he's gayer than gay

you is that colin?

yeah i heard he's a total meesh mouse

by meesh mouse August 9, 2018