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gut clencher

When you laugh so hard at a joke or video that you have to grab your stomach just to help you breath
Those Markipler videos are gut clenchers I'm not even kidding
by daddylion July 5, 2020
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PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION

It is POOPYING in stages.

In DECISION THEIORY SCHOOL OF LIFE..
you have ENEMY.DEATH.GUT.COURAGE.CAUTION.and that leads to further breakdown.

It is an inaccuracy to assume on a quite intelligent individual.
A GI DOCTOR will tell you we DEFECATE by the PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION as we do this never all at once as it always takes several trips to the TOILET RING.

Doing those five parts all the time always operating as PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION is where your dominant decision does not come from your GUT FEELING.

Never OBVIATE someone because of your PROCESS OF GUT ELIMINATION kicks in because we all have lower points in every event that happens
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE June 8, 2021
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gut-titties

non-sagging, pinkish,female mammary tissue (titties) situated closer to the navel than normal
"dude, I finally got Samantha naked last night after the club,...she had gut-titties like an old pink poodle. still tapped it tho"
by viboon December 15, 2022
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Guts & Blackpowder

A Roblox zombies game set in the time period of the Napoleonic Wars, complete with weaponry from the time period (long ass reload times)
Person 1: I'm bored wanna hop on Guts & Blackpowder
Person 2: Nah I like clicking simulator but I think I'm getting carpel tunnel syndrome
Person 1: :skull:
by Chickenbird6 November 20, 2023
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Gut Shadow

When your gut is so big you can't see your balls.
Michael can't see his balls because of his gut shadow.
by Pmdono August 13, 2016
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mash her guts

The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.
Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!

Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
by bossytim6969 May 25, 2018
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Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.
Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022
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