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turtle tailin

Like prarie doggin, it is when a turd is peeking out of your bunghole, like a turtle's tail coming out of its shell.
"Dude, I need a bathroom."

"Why?"

"Because I'm already turtle tailin it."
by JonnyCakes August 19, 2007
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Turtle-Tip

To brag (or 1-Up) in a reflexive and annoyingly rapid-fire manner.
Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.

Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!
by GoGoGoRoVo May 1, 2014
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bumping turtles

When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.
Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.
by Snow Crash May 16, 2014
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the turtle and the hare

A sex position in which one partner tries cum exceptionally quickly, but takes a break until the other partner cums first.
Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.
by Hero of Ideals January 8, 2015
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Turtle toes

Someone who has gross looking feet.
"Jason has some nasty feet!"
"Yuck, I know"
"He's got turtle toes!!!"
by Embaabe September 24, 2015
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orange turtle

by haydenpotato November 13, 2016
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ancient turtle

The one turtle that will rule them all,highly intelligent,likes to make terrible pun and have a hella nice muscle
Damn that guy is an Ancient Turtle for sure
by Nugs92 June 13, 2018
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