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pearled

shi you pearled that hoe, good job
by imhighrn420 December 13, 2021
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Pearle

An absolute bitch. One of the rudest people you will ever meet. She acts like she owns the world because she has airpods, even though we all know they're fake and that she has no money. She judges everybody even though she shouldn't because she doesn't even wash her hair.
Person A: Ew did you see her? She looks like she just climbed out of a sewer, into a trashcan, and immediately went here. Like ew tf.

Person B: Dude stop being such a fucking Pearle.
by Kookykookybitch March 16, 2019
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Pearl de Steinbeck

A single, momentous event that changes everything so deeply it splits time in two: the time before and the time after. Based on the novel, "The Pearl" by John Steinbeck.
The infamous 9/11/01 was a Pearl de Steinbeck for the world at large.
by Senorita Lotus March 28, 2010
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pearl

"wow is that pearl??" "i thought it was obvious already dumb bitch ass mofo"
by cacaneo March 22, 2021
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PEARL

Your obsession with puffins is unhealthy get a room
by sex peach November 23, 2021
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Shooting Pearls

When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.
Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...
by Oni Garth December 14, 2022
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Señor Pearl

The hottest most sexy Spanish teacher ever. There is no word that can describe his beauty. Every time he rolls his r’s or scolds you, you will feel it to the bone. His crystal blue eyes shimmer in the sky like the ocean. You wish you could have his class everyday.
Student 1: ugh I wish I had Spanish
Student 2: yeah I have the hottest teacher ever, Señor Pearl
by Hottest student February 14, 2024
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