A person of Italian heritage who doesn’t speak Italian, has never been to Italy, and gets their Italian culture from Goodfellas. A clown. Un cafone!
by Crumbs Costanza August 24, 2020
Get the Fake Italianmug. by squidgoose August 13, 2022
Get the fake taximug. 
by Michael McGrath January 13, 2004
Get the fake punkmug. Cretinous Yankee wannabes who, upon moving south of the Mason-Dixon line or Ohio River, adopt sappy, sorry versions of the local dialect, wave the Stars n' Bars, pretend to be 'folk heroes' or 'outlaws', wax nostalgically about Stonewall, JEB, and General Lee, and claim Hank Williams was 'always their favorite.'
Cities like Austin, Nashville, Charlotte, Dallas, Birmingham, and large parts of Atlanta no longer feel authentically Old South because of the presence of so many fake southerners.
by Rustbelt Hero March 29, 2008
Get the fake southernermug. Fake geeks can be girls or boys, although most think it's girls only. It's mostly boys, believe it or not. Fake geeks pretend to be huge fans of Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Homestuck, Merlin, and lots of other fandoms. They also pretend to have a lot of ships, and an unrealistically popular tumblr blog. They can be seen wearing fake glasses and wearing merchandise for shows they don't watch.
Jack: I watch BBC Sherlock and Doctor Who all the time!
Alice: Really?! Didn't you like that new Doctor Who episode that played last night?! My OTP Destiel became canon!!!
Jack: I know! I was so happy!
Alice: (thinking) Honestly. What a fake geek.
Alice: Really?! Didn't you like that new Doctor Who episode that played last night?! My OTP Destiel became canon!!!
Jack: I know! I was so happy!
Alice: (thinking) Honestly. What a fake geek.
by AnataSky May 18, 2014
Get the fake geekmug. Verb, transitive: To have sex with someone you barely know, often proposed by the more altered of the two of you.
by Dr.FTU November 6, 2009
Get the Fake Lovemug.