Turf dirt

Someone who sleeps with every single person from every turf the one everyone passes around and treats like dirt

Who hasn't she fucked straight Turf dirt

by Shasty707 September 26, 2017

Bean Dirt

A mexican's ashes

"Where are we going to put grandpa's ashes?"
"We gotta put that pile of bean dirt on the mantle"

by The_Crystal_Clod January 23, 2021

Dirt doblin

Someone whose clothes are dirty, shoes dirty, socks dirty, draws dirty everything dirty. Looks like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.

Yeah she got a fat ass but she a dirt doblin.

by Finger food September 24, 2016

Dirt Deer

Nature's Dirt Bike

What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.



A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.

Antlers as handlebars.

Travis Pastrana just did a siccck back flip on his dirt deer. Thats gonna get him the gold medal.

by Banana Jim April 23, 2009

Dirt Road

To buttfuck

Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.

by NutsTucked April 20, 2019

Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

dirt-stache

dirt-stache (n)
A "mustache" that looks like dirt above one's lip.

Oh my gosh, look at this dude. He has a dirt-stache. What a loser!

by 79xx April 26, 2017