Fravernakel Bullshit

A common saying used by white people, when they're extremely mad, to describe something that is completely preposterous and untrue.

Store Clerk: "We're all out of porridge sir."

White guy : "What do you mean you're out of porridge? That's some fravernakel bullshit! Let me speak to your manager."

Store Clerk: "You're complaining to my manager? That's some fravernakel bullshit!"

by Mr. Word Smith February 27, 2010

Main Character Bullshit

When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.

Dude Naruto should have died 100 times over but didn't because of main character bullshit

by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…

Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.

by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024

Bullshit

A word that defines some lie

You're telling bullshit, right? No way she's dead

by 12345548 September 18, 2023

Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

by Name Fart March 24, 2020

white bullshit

The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.

*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."

by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019

Bullshit

Not letting people get off work on thanksgiving

It’s bullshit how i’m not off on thanksgiving

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 20, 2022