by includeme December 04, 2011
Cryptomanran: Tons of people will make wife changing money in this next Altcoin cycle!... so much money that your wife changes and starts being really nice to you!
by Crypto_Girl December 22, 2021
The result of wearing a tank top out in the sun on the first really nice day of Spring. When you remove the shirt, it still looks like you are wearing a pasty white wife beater tank top.
by Otterbein Jon May 24, 2010
The wonderful elusive beauty I have been fated to love forever regardless of the pain and torture my heart must endure.
Sarah: I gotta run over to Macks for a little bit. I forgot a sock I think.
Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.
Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.
Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.
Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.
by mr.squanky June 10, 2011
Madison Mccann. She goes by Madi for short. She loves her husband Tom and thinks he’s litterally the hottest person ever. She loves all his movies, or marvel movies in general and knows everything about them. Don’t you wish you were Madi Mccann, Tom Holland’s Wife?
by edenmae February 28, 2019
The women who used to be married to the guy you are sleeping with. A trainwreck--- who wears to much makeup, is overweight and can't snag a man.
"Who's that chubby chick hanging on your man"?
Oh, ---- its his xoxo x wife, even though they've been divorced 10 years she just can't let go"
Oh, ---- its his xoxo x wife, even though they've been divorced 10 years she just can't let go"
by voodoomutt January 22, 2012
When a man is the wife of a woman and he is still male and the woman is female and still but they are the library and teachers maybe?
by SmilingFahmyBoi October 30, 2019