Church

A place where you jump on beds with whores get your Crackpipe blessed and listen to shit cover music
Families walk into church

“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom
by Biggestkikever April 2, 2022
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The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.
I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.
by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022
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messiah healing sabbath church, a noun; name of a church
The interested messiah healing sabbath church scheduled attending sabbathday prayer every 7day of the week.
by Sabbathuse April 16, 2020
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church camped

When your girls goes to church camp for a week a returns saying she loves jesus more than you!
Craig just got church camped And is now Crying.
by JobinSwag October 13, 2015
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Church boy

Me: Wow hello church boy
Parker: Shut up
(@_@)
by anonymous March 22, 2022
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Church Boy

Me hello church boy

Church boy shut up
by anonymous March 22, 2022
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