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Fit as front door

Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.
by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020
mugGet the Fit as front doormug.

knock on heaven's door

When you risk your life and almost get yourself killed.
Example for "knock on heaven's door"
-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.
by Cyrus Dark November 10, 2017
mugGet the knock on heaven's doormug.

Ding in my door!

“Troy put a god damn ding in my door!”
by #1TWDLukeFan November 12, 2022
mugGet the Ding in my door!mug.

Garage Door 360

It is a position in which the garage door closes on ones head and the person runs in a sideways circle.
by AHT_27 November 13, 2020
mugGet the Garage Door 360mug.

door number 3

The guy you’re supposed to end up with. Refer to ep. 88 of Call Her Daddy.
by smartiepants30 August 13, 2020
mugGet the door number 3mug.

Loss of Door Syndrome

A very common disorder where double doors become one in a person's mind. If there is a double door and only one of the doors is open, instead of opening the other door a person will try to fit through the one open side, often resulting in an awkward person to person traffic jam.
Gomi: Fuck I just suffered from Loss of Door Syndrome and ran into my crush
Derek: Why didn't you just open the other door? Stop being lazy and ratesque, it's a double door for a reason you pack rat.
by PeacockRB April 13, 2015
mugGet the Loss of Door Syndromemug.

Back Door Bandito

When ones penis accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the anus during rough or rigorous sex.

When the penis is intentionally inserted into the anus during regular intercourse without permission, and or solicitation.
His dick is so small that he gave hear the back door bandito and she didnt even notice
by Poopie6969 January 13, 2011
mugGet the Back Door Banditomug.

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