diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021

Joe Diamond Fancy

Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.

Joe Diamond Fancy breaks necks and cashes fuckin’ fat checks

by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022

diamond press

when you make a diamond on the back of a girls head while she’s giving you head.

I heard you did the diamond press last night.

by Frost-_-Rekt- June 10, 2022

diamond/bubbles

A single individual so disconnected from what's occurring around them that they are perpetually attempting to control things and appear as though they've come out on top, even though they're pretty much mentally incompetent.

"This group chat has a gigantic diamond/bubbles and it's really pissing the actual authority off."

by Vorchevsky October 5, 2017

full diamond

retard that mines all diamonds in ranked skywars and then cleans everyone

person: *casually plays ranked skywars and kills someone*
full diamond: *fucking cleans him*
person: kys

by dropball April 12, 2019

Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015

Diamond Dog

Diamond Dog refers to a dog who does not identify as a female or dog but identifies as static street lamp who is genderless

That Diamond Dog is going to be mad when he says “here girl”

by D34Dcell August 25, 2021