Taco Wrapper

A term for flimsy female undergarments. EG: Thong Panties

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Taco Wrapper on that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she was definitely flossing."

by Nefet December 27, 2012

Tacee

Tacee is a girl with a gorgeous body, blonde hair, big fake boobs and a tiny waist. She is extremely funny and tends to be a prankster. She loves children and has insane motherly instincts. She loves God and going to church weekly. She has trouble finding "the one," though, many men desire her attention. She has a fixation with men named Matthew, Nathan and Devin. Her grandmother believes in Aliens. Tacee purchases goats for fun and dresses them up as past beaus.

Tacee = blue scrubs

by Mary Doe December 28, 2012

taco lobby

In literal sense, a group of pedestrians consisting of ten or more walk into a Bookstore (such as a Barnes n Noble) with a minimum of two tacos each sitting Indian style in one general area of said store and eating tacos. If asked to leave/kicked out, the group must obtain more tacos and head to another bookstore

"Would you like to join my taco lobby?"
"who's up for a good ol' taco lobby?"

by AMT fire November 22, 2014

Tacos and Bang

1. What you call the activity any time you have sexual acts with someone after having tacos. Usually, going in you know youre going to do this, but tacos and bang can also be claimed retroactively upon discovering this is what you did essentially.
2. When you hookup with a person, knowing they will get slutty for tacos.
3. The name of the activity of having tacos then banging, having oral/anal sex or doing any other kinky sexual things you have planned, post-tacos.

Bro 1: Dude, did you hook up with Becky on your big date last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, dude. We were just gonna do food and talk so I took her to this taco place and she was so happy I got her tacos. After that we headed back to her place and hooked up real quick. 😏
Bro 1: Dude! That's amazing! I've never actually heard of anyone pulling off Tacos and Bang in real life!
Bro 2: yeah, dude. Tacos and Bang; It's a thing 😏

Boyfriend: hey, Babe. What do you want to do tonight? (Activity)?

Girlfriend: Nah, babe. Im not feeling like doing much tonight. Just hungry and horny. I'm thinking Tacos and Bang. 😊
Boyfriend: Sweet! Sounds good to me. You're the perfect girlfriend. ☺❤💜

Girl: Whats youre idea of a perfect date? Walk on the beach? Painting class? Concert?
Guy: Why does everything have to be such a big production these days? Why can't a perfect date just be something like Tacos and Bang?
Girl: OMG! I think I'm wet right right now! You don't know this about me, but I get slutty for tacos. I love them so much! Get me tacos and i will do this Tacos and Bang you speak of.
Guy: 😏 Another win for Tacos and Bang!

(Works every time...)

by RedheadsFTW June 26, 2016

Taco gasket

Facial hair that seals the deal

Nicetaco gasket

by Maximus512 August 28, 2016

tactical fabulous

1. When a person wears military or tactical clothing and gear that are completely over the top and unnecessary, often comical in appearance. 2.When characters in movies and TV have the wrong gear, equipment, and weapons, in contrast to what would be used in a real world situation. 3. Tactical decisions that make no sense strategically, often seen in movies and TV because the director thinks it looks good or is clueless of actual tactics.

I had to stop watching that show because the SWAT team was way too tactical fabulous. In every mission they would show up with brand new uniforms, perfect gear, and zero situation awareness. Their complete lack of tactics made me cringe.

by d_press September 17, 2018

tacopacity

a persons daily maximum limit for ingesting tacos.

John has reached his tacopacity of 13 tacos.

by dirtystreettaco November 28, 2018