A snumzy

When a dudes penis so small the woman cant feel it or imagine even what it would feel like.

God this dude matched with me on tinder and he told me I had a snumzy I was in awe. I couldn't tell whether to go home or chop it off as a cute toy to keep.

by smol d peter December 31, 2024

Jersey Sneeze

Originating in New Jersey, the Jersey Sneeze is the act of performing an obnoxiously loud and over the top sneeze that can be heard from a long distance. They know what they are doing, they simply don’t care. It’s a Jersey thing.

What was that noise? Oh that’s Tim down the hall with his classic Jersey Sneeze

by deezwhiskey February 21, 2025

Dick Sneeze

A slang term for a Discord Voice Chat, this is because it sounds JUST like "VC"

Hop on dick sneeze

by Our_Lord_Gary April 26, 2025

The Sneezing Keaster

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.

“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”

by MrBlight June 3, 2025

Beaver Sneeze

A furry Queef

Excuse me did you just Queef, Nah Niggah my beaver Sneezed

by StonedAllDay420 June 11, 2025

Cock sneeze

A person who acts like a proper knob jockey is often referred to as a cock sneeze who should have been shot into a man sized kleenex tissue

Fat boy was known for being a bit of a cock sneeze & everyone agreed

General population "Fat boy's a complete cock sneeze he's as useful as used condom in a crisis

by The Shadow of invisible people July 20, 2025

Placebo-Sneeze

When you're very sure you're going to sneeze but instead; you don't, leaving one either very pleased or very sad.
I for one love a good sneeze therefore, I am sad.

"Oh jeez, i thought i was going to sneeze but i didn't, damn PLACEBO-SNEEZE"

by ITalkToTrees November 28, 2025