Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
~~~EXAMPLE~~~
Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??
Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."
Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"
Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."
Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."
Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."
Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"
No problem.
by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
Get the 1-second-funny mug.The 5 second rule is used to suggest that food that has fallen on the ground/floor is still fine to eat, as long as it has only been there 5 seconds or less.
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
by p14nd4 July 11, 2004
Get the 5 second rule mug.1. A nerd, who has a crush on/dating the biggest nerd in the school
2. A nerd who is almost the biggest. Can't quite get the highest grades.
3. A dumb person that acts like a nerd. (broken glasses, pocket protector, etc.)
4. A smart person that doesn't act like a nerd.
2. A nerd who is almost the biggest. Can't quite get the highest grades.
3. A dumb person that acts like a nerd. (broken glasses, pocket protector, etc.)
4. A smart person that doesn't act like a nerd.
1. Melony: Lauren's the second biggest nerd in the school
Taylor: She's not that bad
Melony: Yeah, but she's totally hot for Peter
Taylor: Now THAT's a nerd
2. Sam's the second biggest nerd because he keeps getting damn 100s instead of 101s.
3. Bob wore broken glasses and snorted when he laughed. He even had a pocket protector! He was still just the second biggest nerd because he made all Fs.
4. Gina: Sally's the second biggest nerd.
Addie: No way! She's like, cool!
Gina: Yeah, but she's got the highest GPA in the school.
Taylor: She's not that bad
Melony: Yeah, but she's totally hot for Peter
Taylor: Now THAT's a nerd
2. Sam's the second biggest nerd because he keeps getting damn 100s instead of 101s.
3. Bob wore broken glasses and snorted when he laughed. He even had a pocket protector! He was still just the second biggest nerd because he made all Fs.
4. Gina: Sally's the second biggest nerd.
Addie: No way! She's like, cool!
Gina: Yeah, but she's got the highest GPA in the school.
by Lbooks93 December 7, 2006
Get the second biggest nerd mug.To buy for another. To take one's place in buying a product.
Side note: Most stores have a policy that forbids them
from letting a second-hand sale for certain items
take place.
Side note: Most stores have a policy that forbids them
from letting a second-hand sale for certain items
take place.
Customer 1: I would like to buy a pack of Cigarettes please.
Cashier : Certainly, do you have your I.D. on you?
Customer 1: No I do not.
Cashier : I am sorry, then we cannot sell you the
Cigarettes. We need to see a valid I.D.
Customer 1 leave the store and in comes Customer 2
Customer 2: I'd like to buy that pack of Cigarettes for my
friend who just left.
Cashier : I'm sorry but I need to see your friends and
your I.D. before I can sell them to you. Our
policy forbids us to let a possible Second-hand sale take place.
Customer 2: But I have my I.D.
Cashier : I'm sorry but your friend is the the one who
came in first to buy these and if he doesn't
have his I.D. I cannot sell these to either of
you.
Customer 2: Fuck you man.
Cashier : Certainly, do you have your I.D. on you?
Customer 1: No I do not.
Cashier : I am sorry, then we cannot sell you the
Cigarettes. We need to see a valid I.D.
Customer 1 leave the store and in comes Customer 2
Customer 2: I'd like to buy that pack of Cigarettes for my
friend who just left.
Cashier : I'm sorry but I need to see your friends and
your I.D. before I can sell them to you. Our
policy forbids us to let a possible Second-hand sale take place.
Customer 2: But I have my I.D.
Cashier : I'm sorry but your friend is the the one who
came in first to buy these and if he doesn't
have his I.D. I cannot sell these to either of
you.
Customer 2: Fuck you man.
by dragon1842986 May 25, 2010
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2) The superior male of a residence
3) A person whom loves to ingest large amounts of protein throughout the day.
4) A person who has better things to do than play magic cards
2) The superior male of a residence
3) A person whom loves to ingest large amounts of protein throughout the day.
4) A person who has better things to do than play magic cards
by Mr. Protein Party November 22, 2010
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Get the 8 Second Timer mug.Zack Pearson, the four second legend, kept it up for 4 seconds on a night where he "drank like a liter of SoCo" and "locked" himself in the den with a "female".
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