Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.
by wci2003 April 11, 2019
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. (n): A topic of discussion that can not easily be relayed or understood by text message.
(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.
2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.
(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.
2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.
(n): Kate: "Want to hear my philosophy on life?"
Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."
(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"
Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."
(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"
by Piqueaboo September 11, 2009
Get the squirrel talkmug. by darksquirrel November 26, 2010
Get the Squirrel dinnermug. by Real Walsh May 14, 2007
Get the Squirrel's Nestmug. A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.
Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!
by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007
Get the squirrel friendmug. 1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks
2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel
2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel
by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007
Get the Squirrel facemug. Melania Trump looked so hot at the Inaugural Ball that I had to pull out my laptop and do a Moose and Squirrel right then and there.
by Doctor Thursday November 9, 2016
Get the Moose and Squirrelmug.