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Mmm Smash

Mmm Smash; is to smash the pelvis on the final thrust during sex the male must smash his penis into the girl as hard and far as he can to shatter, crack, or fracture the woman's pelvis, but this must be the last thrust the man cannot go in another time.
Ahh sorry hun i didn't mean to Mmm Smash You let me call 911.
Man, did you here what Johnny did to Carol? No what? He Mmm Smashed her. Ouch sucks to be her.
by The PhreakShow November 29, 2009
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Shoot Smash Stomp Chop

Shoot, Smash, Stomp, Chop
is the Ork way
Ork:SHOOT!
*fires his gun at a space marine
Ork:SMASH!
*smashes the space marines Armor*
Ork:STOMP
*stomps on the dying Space marine*
Ork:CHOP!
*Chops The space Marines head off*
by Warboss September 16, 2004
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Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.
by Guns of Belgium December 15, 2008
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wanna smash

means want to hug like a friendly way
“hey anna wanna smash?” “sure micheal i would love too smash” *hugs each other*
by wombeater20 June 29, 2022
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Double Baby Cock Smash

The doublebabycocksmash, first orginating from the diddykonggroundpound, has evolutionized into the 21st century as a sexual manuver in which a males double babies,or testacles, hit onto the females vagina, followed closely by a cock smash that sends the female into a instant orgasm lasting longer than any other known.
The doublebabycocksmash has only been known to be done by 3 individuals that would rather go unnamed. It is a dangerous act but if completed, will result in the upmost greatest sexual climax known to mankind.
Louie can't hang out with us tonight, he's with Kelsey showing her the Double Baby Cock Smash.
by Nitro Fox January 25, 2009
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Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.
Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!
by Da Man July 16, 2004
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Keyboard smash

The act of smashing the keys of a keyboard to make a jumble of letters when you get confused angry or annoyed.
Fhjdhskdbs

Why did you just keyboard smash
by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021
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