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SCAD scale

Style, Control, Agression and Damage scale of shits.

Approved measure of the International Association of Faecal Matter Operatives.

A scale designed to allow easy, accurate comparison of shits between friends/colleagues/family members. Each category can score a maximum of 10 points, the mean of the 4 categories is the official SCAD score.
Guy comes out of toilet, turns to his colleague and says "I just had a great shit, it was 10/10 on the SCAD scale"
by I'm the SCADman January 9, 2009
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canine scale

Based on a man's age, this is a scale to classify men who prey on younger women to please their sexual appetite.

0-10: pup (too young)
11-15: mutt (laying around not knowing what to do)
16-21: dingo (just plain stupid)
22-26: fox (they think they're slick and sly)
27-32: jackal (jack ass)
33-40: coyote (almost ready to be serious)
41-50: wolf (salt and pepper but still sexy)
51+: silver fox (self explanatory)
Hugh Hefner is a silver fox on the canine scale, while George Clooney is right behind him as a wolf.
by RoxyStylist321 November 25, 2016
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That Wont Scale

A term used when you are losing a technical arguement to stump the person from saying anything more.
Russ, I need you to code this by monday.

Im sorry that wont scale.
by Mike ~ HAH January 29, 2008
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Female Attractiveness Scale

A 1-10 scale typically used by men to rate the attractiveness of a woman based on her physical features such as face, body, boobs, ass etc. with 1 being VERY ugly and 10 being VERY hot. If a woman had an ugly face but a really nice ass or vice versa, she would be considered around a 6. The better the features, the higher on the scale they are.
I've just seen a 7 in McDonalds. Amazing ass and boobs but face uglier than a rat.

The Female Attractiveness Scale
by Aukes August 28, 2016
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1-10 female attractiveness scale

1 is ugly, 10 is ultra bangable. Glasses boost your score by 1.
Was sup nigga, Yo momma is only like a 2 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale.
by OrangutanManFrogHands September 17, 2016
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Males, over the years, have adapted to use a certain scale to describe a woman's attractiveness using a scale from 1 - 10, the higher the number being, the more attractive the girl. 1 is rather homely, while 10 is extremely attractive and rare to find.
Yo man, how hot was that girl you were with last night?
Bro she was smoking, she was like a 9. My ex was a 7.

The cheerleaders for the Dallas Cowboys football team are all 10s.

I rate Female Attractiveness (1-10 scale) because I am incapable of using real words to define beauty.
by thecandyman99 September 18, 2016
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1-10 Woman Scale

The 1-10 scale is pretty much how hot a girl is. 1 for example is the ugliest girl alive, while 10 being the most attractive girl you've ever seen
Guy1: "Hey, look that that girl over there, on the 1-10 woman scale, how hot is she"
Guy2: "Damn, she's a perfect 10"
by Ktmrider217 October 2, 2016
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