armageddon sandwich

Two slices of bread with a piece of paper placed between the slices that has the word "armageddon" written on it, often sent through the mail anonymously as a prank that confuses and dumbfounds whoever recieves the sandwich in the mail. Using moldy bread adds extra humor and awesomeness to the prank. The armageddon sandwich was founded in November of 2007 by a man who is known to the public only as Silly Sally 54.

Dude, my roommate received a package in the mail the other day and was ecstatic until he opened it to reveal the dreaded armageddon sandwich.

by anonymous prankster December 31, 2007

Sandwich IL

Bruh iont even know I ain't ever stayed here I just gotta go through to get to somonauk but everyone on meth AND SOME WOACH GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA fuck you "heather" anyway don't fuck nobody from here or die fytb

(names are changed to keep personal info to ourselves)
Me-"bro heather gave me CHLAMYDIA"
Trey-"Where she stay at?"
Me-"Sandwich IL!"
Trey-"You dumb fuck everyone know you gotta double wrap or skedaddle"
Me- "she gave good head tho om"

by PlanoFullOfWoaches April 10, 2019

snowball sandwich

When a full bodied gal gives me a BJ and kisses me my load where I proceed to give her an oral vaginal injection with my straw curled tongue shooter.

That lady in the 4 inch stilettos really needs a snowball sandwich.

by djsee4 July 26, 2011

Sexuality Sandwich

A threesome in which a straight girl is penetrated by a bi guy whilst the bi guy is being penetrated by a gay guy.

Me and my girl hooked up with this dude and we made the greatest sexuality sandwich.

by FemboyFoxFurFag March 24, 2019

Serengeti Sandwich

When a person devours a Meatball Sub so quickly that it leaves the entrails all over their face, just like a Lion ripping a Gazelle apart on the Serengeti.

Angus has been eating a Serengeti Sandwich by look of his face.

by Bellsniffer McFly June 24, 2012

sprout sandwich

A big hairy pussy, resembling a bunch of alfalfa sprouts stuffed in between bread.

Sally has a sprout sandwich. OR. No way man, I'm not eating that sprout sandwich!

by jimisurf September 4, 2006

soup-sandwich

adj. The quality of being entirely screwed up. See also ate-up.

What the hell is this? You call this a car? The tires are flat, the engine block is cracked, and the left turn signal doesn't work. It's soup-sandwich.

by eidechse July 4, 2004