rusty unky

(n) a friend you once had, and who could serve as an uncle to your offspring, but who you haven't seen for a long time and whose whereabouts are unknown

Child: Dad, whatever happened to your friend Hal?
Dad: Last I know he was in Vegas. As far as I'm concerned, he's a rusty unky.

by unky! November 17, 2013

rusty icicle

getting a rim job while snorting a line of coke

i filmed her giving me a rusty icicle

by joobacca November 23, 2013

rusty nipple

When you get punched in the boob or nipple so hard your nipple or boob turns into a rusty color

Rusty nipple is like rust on a car

by Culver304 March 19, 2014

rusty chimney

A dirty butthole.

"you should do anal bleaching to avoid a rusty chimney. "

by naquita199 May 15, 2014

rusty trombone

The act of having you're ass licked and getting a handjob at the same time

That girl sure plays a mean rusty trombone

by tisom July 6, 2014

Rusty exit

Bleeding during an after bowel movement - evidence may appear on toilet paper

Ugh- another rusty exit, I need to eat more fiber.

by Cocobeware July 21, 2014

rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it

"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."

by The Debators March 4, 2015