Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex
Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr
by Jayba11s January 09, 2018
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roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.
tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!
by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011
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Jihad Roast

The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.
Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"
by Inwestphilyborn September 29, 2016
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Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 04, 2023
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National roast joe day

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.
Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.
by YaBoiShaggy108 March 27, 2023
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Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."
Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!
by LooseHawgs17 November 19, 2015
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Bappa Roast

A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French ancestry, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.
Waz went to see Bappa Roast at the weekend, unfortunately Bappa hasn’t returned from Egypt yet”
by BappaRoast November 03, 2021
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