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Rubbed

An urban British slang term for something unattractive or of poor quality.
Friend 1: So what did you think of that girl last night?

Friend 2: I didn’t even like her like that shes rubbed.
by Gstarloc February 4, 2024
mugGet the Rubbedmug.

pocket rub

The act of masturbating through one's pants. The term originates from the fact that the person (usually male) needs to rub their penis through their pants, but to do so inconspicuously they do it by via the pocket(s).
That girl was so incredibly hot that I had to do a pocket rub
by Jackofmosttrades October 20, 2015
mugGet the pocket rubmug.

Rishi Rub

Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.
Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?
by KBlack92 May 3, 2024
mugGet the Rishi Rubmug.

wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.
i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.
by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020
mugGet the wet rubmug.

Rub

Whoa check out that rub at the bar over there i would tap that
by Mr shit March 25, 2022
mugGet the Rubmug.

Rub-a-dub

A term for “hard rubbish” from Melbourne Australia...Rub-a-dub is when you head out looking for hard rubbish on the streets. It was originally started by graffiti crews walking the streets.
1. Hey there’s a pile of Rub-a-dub over there, stop the car!
2. Hey you wanna go out looking for some Rub-a-dub tonight?
by Aveday February 16, 2021
mugGet the Rub-a-dubmug.

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018
mugGet the Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaisemug.

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