Butthole Rabbits

Butthole Rabbits are one foot tall, hairy, doughnut shaped creatures that walk on miniature butt cheeks, communicate through fart noises and live under the rule of the Butthole Rabbit king. They come from an alternate universe and the only food they can eat are small red berries that cause sonic diarrhea. Butthole Rabbits usually spend their time doing butt-related activities, such as Rugby, Ass-kicking, participating in Flatulent Orchestras, fornication, eating, and most of all, torturing others.

Ryan, a leading scientist in buttology, led an exploration team into an alternate universe, where he discovered the Butthole Rabbits, before disappearing on their home world, and was never found. Rumors suggest that he had died of sonic diarrhea after being captured and forced to eat the berries which his butthole couldn't handle and he blew out his sphincter, unlike the rabbits who were already adapted to the berries effects.

by funnyfella55 October 26, 2012

Rabbtastic

When someone is in a pill induced (Xanax, k-pin) daze, feeling mellow and happy about anything and everything going up, in the mean time not really knowing what is actually going on.

Bethany: hello john how are you doing today

Rabb: ..... (pause)... (pause).. oh hey, i am rabbtastic today how are you?

by slave at the WRC July 7, 2010

Papa rabbi

A Jewish God who gives free circumcisions

I love papa rabbi he performed surgery on my son

by My dudessss December 11, 2016

hmm rabbet

hmm rabbet, was a meme started by the Beastars community. This meme explains that the main character of the show Beastars, Legoshi, is heavily attracted to another character, Haru. Usually this is accompanied by the character Juno, who has a crush on Legoshi, asking to kiss him.

Juno: Legoshi, please fucking kiss me!
Legoshi: hmm rabbet

by [deadname] April 12, 2021

Right Lane Rabbi

A person who camps in the right lane at all times, and doesn't use the left lane unless it is a dire circumstance.

"Bro.. why is Hunter in the right lane on an open highway?"
"Because he's a Right Lane Rabbi, lmao"

by qshadoo August 20, 2023

Mike Rabbing It

The act of using irrational arguments to rationalize something that isn't true.

After i got caught by my parents sneaking out, i just kept Mike Rabbing It until they left me alone, then i snuck out again.

by Getums December 17, 2008

Rabbie

Rare, one-of-a-kind person, great sense of humor; funny, always makes a person smile/laugh. Very sociable (outgoing), the ice-breaker in any situation, and always makes you feel warm and welcomed....tenderhearted, sweet, genuine, loving, breathtaking, amazing, beautiful/handsome, adorable... optimistic, goal-oriented, very intelligent and is successful in everything they do. Warning: irresistible, and addicting.

Whoever finds a Rabbie is the luckiest person alive!

by A.N.D. Industries October 9, 2009