when you fuck a girl with a stankin ass poon-tang and you wanna let her know that her down stairs mix up stinks like hell, just wait til the next time you have sex with her, before you bust your load just rub your shit all up under little miss stank poon's nose then bust your nut right up her nostrils. i wouldnt do this unless you plan on breaking up with her after wards, i had a girl with a stinkin ass pussy but i didnt do this, i just broke up with that cause that shit aint cool. i did not have the balls to achieve greatness and do this.
Man I fingered Ginger during Winter Olympics then I smelled my fingers and almost threw up, I should have given her a "Stank Poon Payback".
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010
Get the Stank poon payback mug.A girl, usually from the mid-west, who is thick boned and apparently well-fed, that has amazing poon. Typically plays softball.
Dude: "That girl that moved in from Nebraska pitches on our softball team. I'll bet she's got some amazing cornfed poon. "
Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"
Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"
by VenomSaver July 8, 2012
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by GrapeCakes June 13, 2008
Get the dick-poon mug.GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''
by Bensonshneeb December 16, 2007
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Get the anti poon mug.A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.
The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.
My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010
Get the Mangled Poon Per Hour mug.The sacred quest every man must embark on to acquire the holy poon, or in other words, a girls pussy. Many fail in this quest but those who succeed discover riches beyond their wildest dreams
by Timmy097 July 24, 2006
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