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Political Correctness

Political correctness is basically the reason why half of all jokes are "oFfEnSiVe" or something. I couldn't care less if you called me a pig (I'm a cop after all) but some 14 year old white girl on Twitter will get offended for me. Actually, that won't happen because political correctness has single-handedly caused cops to he hated on Twitter. People who follow political correctness also tend to be racist towards white people for whatever reason.

Synonyms: Bullshit, Annoying, Stupid
"Hey, did you know that Jessica follows political correctness now?"

"Yeah, didn't she cancel someone for being white?"

"Yup"
by Sanae Katagiri March 31, 2022
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Political platelet disorder (PPD)

PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.
Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption
by blackmagicfrog April 13, 2022
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Politics

I’m not with the politics
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Water(ing) Hole Politics

When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.
"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.
by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020
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Political Lexicographer

a person who compiles political dictionaries
Damn that irksome partisan political lexicographer! They're a phony neutral ; defining their terms in a way that's obviously tendentious.
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 11, 2020
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Politically Inclined

A group that is so fucking mental about politics ruining relationships and friendships all because of one side against of the other being fucking snowflakes about it.
My parents are so politically inclined so I moved out
by GalaxyGuy88 November 11, 2020
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Political Observer

An unaffiliated individual, neither Conservative nor Liberal, who acknowledges the hypocrisy of both or all parties, and gets chewed out by pointing their own flaws they refuse to acknowledge.
Liberal and Conservative thoughts: Pfft. Political Observer? They're just a Liberal/Conservative staying in the closet.
by d4140n_4h3_1 November 15, 2020
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