perfect

The word that the woman of my dreams defines.

My wife is perfect to me. Don't y'all niggas get it?

by E-Spades February 21, 2011

perfect

perfect does not exsist no one person or one thing in this world is perfect and never will be people are the farthest things from perfection

there are a lot of expectations for perfection and those expectations will never be meet

by lala214 September 12, 2011

Perfect

A girl who has it all and doesn't realise it.

:)

Anon 1: Shes perfect...
Anon 2: Doubtful unless shes like a 21yr old Mexican i know!

by an0nYmoose January 8, 2013

Perfect

the Vanity of humanity

"why cant i be perfect"

by Skyy Mckinrey December 6, 2013

Perfect Weekend

A 3 day period, starting at 9 pm on a Friday going till 1 pm the following Sunday, that is spent in Marengo Ohio with the bros

I just spent the Perfect Weekend at the Heartland Retreat Center with the boys

by Ryan Beich November 16, 2018

perfect egg

what Asher Angel calls his gorgeous girlfriend Annie leblanc. They are such a cute couple, he also calls her a kitkat

"Do you know what you are" asher to annie
"what?" annie to asher

"a perfect egg

by ashannieshipper June 7, 2019

Perfect Crime

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Johnny: I have just done the perfect crime!
Timmy: Wait like the one from the office?!?
Johnny: Yes Timmy, soon we will become millionaires.

by busterbitch June 11, 2020