packing popcorn

When a woman is wearing a bathing suit (or underwear for that matter) and hasn't shaved her pubes the resulting puffy look under the bathing suit or underwear

Man look at that bitch in the bikini - she's packing popcorn - better give her the weed wacker.

by THE TAS December 28, 2008

Planking

Parkour for people who cannot run very fast. Instead of running about public places and doing silly flips, you lay down.

Guy 1 is awkwardly laying on a statue

Guy 2: What are you doing up there?

Guy 1: I'm planking.

by Brucely June 14, 2011

passenger pranking

while riding in the passenger seat of a vehicle yelling random things into the air and screaming like you going to die even though there is no danger.

passenger pranking:
your riding to the store with one of your friends
you see a car drive by
CAR and then you start screaming.
or.
OMG ITS A CAR AHHH ITS GETTING CLOSER WERE ALL GOING TO DIE.
and as it drives by
oh were ok nevermind.

by cniel September 28, 2008

Pansing

A very mentally distorted line of figures posing as human beings in which the female figures rule the house holds and the male figures are their slaves. The male figures have an extreme lack of sack and blow off their "friends" for ugly girls because it might just be the only human female they will ever kiss. Their existence should only be known as history but sadly continues today.

HOLY SHIT! Look at that male pansing on a leash held by that female pansing. How fucking pathetic!

by One Who Has A Life July 20, 2003

Pinking

The first or last few days of a woman's menstrual cycle

Well I came on tonight but I'm only pinking so yeah, might as well shag him

by EmLou1976 October 17, 2010

Planking

Planking new internet craze which involves a person lying face down, stiff as a board with arms at your side, in unusual places and then having someone to take a photo of you and post it on the web.

Nate Shaw, 20, from Gladstone, told Nine News: "I want to become the best planker there is"

Guy: PLANKING OH YEA

*Guy lies on police car*
Police: YOUR UNDER ARREST CUNT

by Arichima June 7, 2011

Bray Parking

When your girlfriend goes nuts at you in the local shops in front of everyone. (Especially if she is from bray park).

Did you see that crazy bitch, She gave that dude one hell of a bray parking!

by medicine_man December 30, 2010