Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- brings snacks and drinks into every vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs weather they know the lyrics or not
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops.

- refuses to take naps on any trip.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring music. While snacking on her chips.

by 75lineman January 25, 2025

Front Row Ho

Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this

I front row ho'ed at tonight's concert

by Crazy ho July 17, 2014

Fucks with the front

To go hard, primarily with a tight nit group of people; To go to extremes to achieve a goal.

P1 - "Do you think Mark can keep up tonight?"
P2 - "Yeah man, he fucks with the front."

Peter waited in line for 36 hours to get next to the stage at the Diplo show, he fucks with the front

by InvertedPenisSyndrome November 9, 2018

The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick

I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend

by Freaky porch September 29, 2024

Front-Shoot

Front-Shoot (front-shooting) describes taking a close-range fight in a videogame.

"Let's front-shoot them" "They are front-shooting us" "We gotta front-shoot less to win the game"

by TheRealCuba October 8, 2022

front draft

A draft that come front front bottom of a girl, could be a fancy fart, a small poof of air that expels itself out the front

Her front draft was draftier than the Mersey tunnel on a windy day in the windiest wind of the latest worst hurricane front beast from the east on a Sunday, won’t be going down there again!

by Darahstar August 29, 2019

front and back attack strategy

Tong Yat Hin plays Brawl Stars in class, also equals to his name.

Hi, front and back attack strategy! you are gay

by Leung Wan Lo 9 June 15, 2020