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Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.
I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.
by anonymous January 23, 2022
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Guts Stan tears

A glass of Cum also known asthe hawk meat rider’s mead”
“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”

“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 9, 2023
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TEAR

Tear is most known in 2025 as the bargain-bin extorter who thought scamming kids online was a career path. He walks around acting like the final boss of the internet, but in reality he’s just the tutorial-level goblin everyone farms for XP. He brags about “power” but couldn’t even extort his WiFi provider into giving him decent internet.

He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.

Tear is known for typing tough behind a keyboard while his mom yells at him to take out the trash. He’s the kind of guy who’d extort you for $5 and then still ask for a tip.

Tear is known
Tear is a clown
He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.
by IMHIMXDDD August 22, 2025
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screen tearing

When (in a video game) the screen starts to move in frames while your character is still moving on its own
Patrick had screen tearing while in astroneer.
by Derp blob November 12, 2017
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white tears

A way of presenting a first-world problem of white-skinned people in meme-language.
if the captions say "white tears", you know you've been racially assaulted.jk. You know it had to do something with the skin color, or with the racial history, or with some other differences that come with races.

or : a racist slogan of the approach of a black skinned racist group.
if such a group and such an approach exist...
"insert text that praises some difference of black skinned people in comparison to the white skinned." + "Dem white tears" or so..
by Khanon November 29, 2018
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shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.
When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.
by Eklavya May 25, 2021
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Tear edging

When you're on the verge of crying but hold it in,
basically edging for your tear ducts!
Mufasas death in the lion king got me tear edging
at 30 years old
by thebongwizard February 18, 2024
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