Office

Jim: Question:What kind of bear is best?
Dwight:Thats a ridiculous question.
Jim:False.Black bear
Dwight:Thats debatable.There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact:Bears eat beets.
Jim:Bears.Beets.Battlestar Galactica
Dwight:Bears do not-What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim to the audience:Last week I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses. Uh.Four dollars.And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble,and thats a grand total of... eleven dollars
Dwight:You know what?Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery,so I thank you.
Dwight:IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!
Dwight:MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
Jim:MICHAEL!
Dwight:Oh,thats funny.MICHAEL!

Office:Office is big funny with big jokes

by SansUndertale.com.69 June 19, 2020

Officer D

"Officer D" is short for "Officer Dickhead". Commonly used by punks, skaters, and other "fuzz haters", for a cop being an ass.

Officer D. has been seen in a few things, including the THPS serise (Tony Hawk Pro Skater), one even having a unlockable character named Officer D. The same officer can be seen in Tampa of THUG.

"Oh look, its officer D."

by Kamoku December 5, 2007

office carrier

A person who is regularly sick. Instead of staying home to tend their illness, they bring their sickness into the office and spread it. These people tend to have children, the ultimate carrier.

Jane, the office carrier, decided to be selfish and work today, despite being sick as a dog.

by laebshade November 11, 2016

Future Officer

Future Officer is a person who has the courage and dedication to serve the country in the future. They aspire to join the armed forces and protect their nation. A future officer has the ability to face the unknown and that is the quality that makes a this person a true warrior.
The top most priority of future officers is to give their best and to show that they are not afraid of anything and to sacrifice everything for the country.
They want to serve the nation and their dream is to see India safe.

"Hey, she is preparing to give her SSB this December. She is a Future Officer"
"He is so brave, he stood up to that pervert. He seems to be a future officer material"

by FAO Academy November 26, 2021

Senior officer

Someone that doesn't get to where they are by mistake, or on accident.

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes or accidents on the job usually doesn't keep their job too long, so a senior officer without a history of making mistakes or doing things on accident wouldn't shoot somebody on accident either.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Police officer

The guys dt drooling over the 10 year old boys wishing to deflower and cavity search them as young as a 1 year old boy or girl with their chrome extension baton sometimes puts infants in microwaves Denys parental rights without court and regularly found loitering

The scariest thing in the galaxy the Police officers peace extends to deflowering & getting blown by 5 year old boysand raping their ass as depicted on toe as advertised on google

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

The Office

best mo foking show y'all ever see this show was the first show to ever make me cry it made me a not very sensitive person cry like 5 times, how have u not foking it. I fight watching the office but I always do I saw it first 1 year ago now i have seen it 9 times wow, if u haven't seen it

the office is the best show ever

by The Incredible Mr.Fox August 30, 2020