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Unfollow me,right now!!!

A saying that is often used by entitled manchildren on sites like facebook and twitter to show how angry they are just because someone doesn't agree with them.
Manchild: bananas are good!

Stranger: bananas are disgusting...
Manchild: WTF!?!? unfollow me,RIGHT NOW!!!! >:(
by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! August 18, 2022
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The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.
Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..
by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018
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Real Soon Now™

A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”
We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.
by tariqk December 5, 2021
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Now die, with dignity

Phase used mostly for telling (Or show respect) to someone he has done such good things in life that deserves dying with dignity.
"Marc you are such a jerk"
-I don't care man, Now die, with dignity.

"Hey man you are such an idiot!"
- Go die with dignity.

"You are gonna die with dignity man"
by PalomonCP March 7, 2017
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Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
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now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.
Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
by Imnotthough December 30, 2024
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