Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.

Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!

by Zombiestl October 8, 2017

Closet smoke

A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.

Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...

by SHammer35 July 6, 2020

airbnb smoke

When you check in an airbnb and someone secretly smokes in their room

Airbnb smoke is a big problem in the digital nomad community

by D Flawless February 24, 2022

smoke and scroll

smoke a joint and scroll on the phone reading IG feed or watching TikTok or any web contents with infinite algorithm-supported feeds.

smoke and scroll has been my COVID life

by syntaxlogofree January 7, 2021

smoking green

Smoking weed

Some cunts smoking green ( Scottish )

by Sexy quaver October 30, 2019

smoke the pussy

when u give dat good eats to ya gurls pussy

you bitch i smoke the pussy good if ya bring da coolers

by gafgagag September 16, 2016

Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018