A poop ninja is one that silently poops their pants in the presence of others.
An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.
An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.
Ex. 1 A poop ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. They accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. Their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.
Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.
Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.
by pooppooper March 26, 2011
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This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.
This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.
Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"
by JimmyJacobJoe October 27, 2009
Get the Ninja Phobia mug.A ninja puller is a strategy for player killers to get other players killed and steal their stuff in MMORGs like World of Warcraft. Is there a MMORG yet like WOW that this is not the best and quickest strategy for character advancement?
Leeroy Jenkins forgot what the pick up key was nor did he know that his strategy would later be called 'ninja puller'.
by John L Foster! December 25, 2007
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He's part of Public Square Group and helps skating through the shadows. He skates alone and specializes in flatground... At night he accepts oncoming challenges to take his title. But it isn't going to happen...
He has ninja front foot catch on all tricks and doesn't understand the meaning of sketchy...
Some attack such a person for there honor is on the line but it's suicide. A man of his stature doesn't fight, they kill. He is skilled in Skateboarding and Ninjutsu to the highest level possible.
He's part of Public Square Group and helps skating through the shadows. He skates alone and specializes in flatground... At night he accepts oncoming challenges to take his title. But it isn't going to happen...
He has ninja front foot catch on all tricks and doesn't understand the meaning of sketchy...
Some attack such a person for there honor is on the line but it's suicide. A man of his stature doesn't fight, they kill. He is skilled in Skateboarding and Ninjutsu to the highest level possible.
Skater 1:hey man what's goin' on?
Skater 2:dude i hear the Skateboard Ninja is hittin' the park at night
S1:seriously!? we got to find out which park?!
S2:He kicked my ass last time... I want to the title. So i have to win this time.
S1:Dude u suck tho... u cant even heelflip..
S2:(silence)...... i can dream can't i...
S1: lolno u can't skatenub
Skater 2:dude i hear the Skateboard Ninja is hittin' the park at night
S1:seriously!? we got to find out which park?!
S2:He kicked my ass last time... I want to the title. So i have to win this time.
S1:Dude u suck tho... u cant even heelflip..
S2:(silence)...... i can dream can't i...
S1: lolno u can't skatenub
by スケートボード忍者☆TG October 28, 2010
Get the Skateboard Ninja mug.A ninja lesbian is a woman who looks completely straight until WA-BAM, she's checking out your boobs and listening to Melissa Etheridge. Another way of saying someone is "stealth".
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know you even liked girls!
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.
by Happy_Kat October 5, 2009
Get the ninja lesbian mug.During the course of fingering, stabbing a finger into the butt without pause or concern for the victim.
by Mealz9 June 14, 2010
Get the Ninja Stinker mug.the kind of people who are completely silent and unresponsive in classes, but always wind up with the best grades.
Mike: So did you see that Cassie got a 99% on her AP US History final? Way to ruin the curve.
Angie: Yeah, and I have yet to hear her talk. She's such a grade ninja.
Angie: Yeah, and I have yet to hear her talk. She's such a grade ninja.
by tmib October 27, 2010
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