noah logic

When someone named noah creates his own logic that has no resemblance at any degree to actual logic and common sense.

Noah logic: I have a headache, I'm going to go play a comp.
Actual logic: I have a headache, I'm NOT going to go play a comp.

by Jay-Shay The One June 13, 2017

Noah's chin

A extremely spicy meme and is used to say how big someone's chin is

That person has a chin unlike leafy

Guy: yo that guy has got Noah's chin

by Spicy boy 69 March 12, 2017

Noah Syndrome

the definition of a retard

"OMG do you have Noah Syndrome?"

by Antikrizz January 6, 2021

Noah Mehrara

Kid who plays Minecraft while eating chipotle at 60hz

Yo what are you doing write now bro? I am being a Noah Mehrara.

by Noah Mehrara December 16, 2021

Noah Patterson

A disgusting boy. Noah Patterson commonly growls unexpectedly and likes to burp a lot. They usually look like Hobbits and have an obsession with fingering they’re arseholes.

Girl: “Omg, did you see that Noah Patterson over there. It’s disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

noah calvert

When a person or object is forcefully shoved into a vagina

Man I just Noah calverted that girl

by Billy joil June 11, 2017

Pull a Noah

Dating 10 girls in one week

Hey bro I dare you to “pull a Noah”

No way bro i’m not that mean

by jojo851 March 13, 2020